Sunday, June 17, 2018

June Update

Like the two new Kanye West albums released in the past month, I had the inspiration to write two new gems provided by the City of Burlington.

Also, I know some of these reviews might not be applicable after business hours but doors are constructed shapes that can be broken. Like 4 out of 5 dentist recommends Crest toothpaste, I recommend finding a blind spot from the security cameras and going about your business. It is all going to compost at some point and plus, we are all atoms.

I summarized this blog in 45 seconds out of this 8 minute standup, so if you want to watch you what you have already read, feel free to watch the video - this one is not great. All the proceeds go back to Google.

Burlington City Hall - Church Street

 Rating: 8.5/10

Regardless of your political affiliation, I think you and the United Nations and this blogger can agree we need to all use the bathroom in Burlington. If you want to bump into the Mayor or need a place to find out where to post bail for your friend who got angry about these rankings - this is the place for you. On the lower floor - you can register to vote and use the bathroom for free. Do you civic duty.

Waterfront Public Bathroom
 Rating: 9.25/10

Of course, a knowledge thirsty reader who has read this far has been waiting for this review. Like the 2nd Avatar. Pokemon Go. If you want to spend the next 8 minutes watching this video, and learning about Pokemon Go for 30 seconds, feel free to watch this standup bit.

If you have unlimited data and are catching Pokemon with that special someone along the bike path and need to use the restroom - the City of Burlington Parks and Recreation has some excellent options. Remember stealing the toilet paper and returning it to Walmart and saying you lost the receipt is ALWAYS an option. 

Crazy, that medulla oblongata - Kanye West song

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